Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Fart Count from 8-10PM

Tonight I'll be counting the number of times my dad farts along with the length of time for the longest fart. Please trust in my work. The man farts prodigiously. It astounds me and I pray it is not genetic.

From 8 until 10 PM I will count his farts like a survivor counting the blasts from a basement in Dresden... I do this for you.

jb

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