Hilarious

The other night my mom was in a horrible mood and verbally assaulted me upon walking into the house. My first reaction was to rifle back a few shots in her direction but just before I opened my mouth I watched my dad slide across the vinyl floor behind her, Cramer-style, waving his arms while mouthing the word 'NO!'. I started laughing and backed off. My mom thought I was laughing at her and raised the temperature of the fire and the diatribe continued.

Having no choice I retired to my room and threw Jane's Addiction into the tape player and let it rip. That'll show her. I'm going to be a famous one day!! Wahhhhhhh!!!